(Halal) Snack Pack Attack

From a carpark in Western Sydney far far away, comes the chronicle of a Senator named Sam Dastyari and his maleficent plan to plaster any nearby red-haired politicians in halal-certified doner kebab meat (with her choice of garlic or BBQ sauce of course).

Join the struggle against haram and help this pollie dodge as many Snack Packs as she can on her path to becoming the world Halal Snack Pack dodging champion.

This project is part of a movement against bigotry and in support of a multicultural Australia.

REVIEWS:

"98% of Australians oppose (Halal) Snack Pack Attack." - One Nation Party Policy Guidelines.

"Please explain!" - Pauline Hanson

"Absolutely brilliant." - Me